>>
>> WELL,
>> WELL, IT'S OBVIOUSLY QUITE A
SPECTACLE.
THE
SPECTACLE. THE CALL CAME OUT AS A COW THAT
WAS
THE CALL CAME OUT AS A COW THAT WAS IN A CAR.
THE
WAS IN A CAR. THE OFFICER FOUND IT EASILY
ENOUGH.
IT
ENOUGH. IT IS NOT LIKE IT BLENDED IN
WITH
IT IS NOT LIKE IT BLENDED IN WITH THE REST OF TRAFFIC AS YOU
CAN
WITH THE REST OF TRAFFIC AS YOU CAN IMAGINE.
I
CAN IMAGINE. I GUESS THAT THE ASSUMPTION WAS
THAT
I GUESS THAT THE ASSUMPTION WAS THAT IT WAS A SMALL CALF OR
SOMETHING
THAT IT WAS A SMALL CALF OR SOMETHING SMALLER THAT WOULD
ACTUALLY
SOMETHING SMALLER THAT WOULD ACTUALLY FIT IN A CAR.
I
ACTUALLY FIT IN A CAR. I BELIEVE THAT HIS NAME IS HOWDY
DOODY,
I BELIEVE THAT HIS NAME IS HOWDY DOODY, AND IT WAS AN AFRICAN
I BELIEVE THAT HIS NAME IS HOWDY DOODY, AND IT WAS AN AFRICA
COW,
DOODY, AND IT WAS AN AFRICA COW, A WATUSI.
IT
COW, A WATUSI. IT HAD TO BE BE
COW, A WATUSI. IT HAD TO BE BETWEEN
1,500
IT HAD TO BE BETWEEN 1,500 POUNDS AND A TONNE.
HE
1,500 POUNDS AND A TONNE. HE HAD TH
1,500 POUNDS AND A TONNE. HE HAD THE PASSENGER SIDE OF THE
VEHICLE
HE HAD THE PASSENGER SIDE OF THE VEHICLE C
HE HAD THE PASSENGER SIDE OF THE VEHICLE CUT FROM THE WINDSHIELD
ALL
VEHICLE CUT FROM THE WINDSHIELD ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE REAR
WINDOW.
THE
WINDOW. THE OFFICER HAD ADDRESSED SOME
OF
THE OFFICER HAD ADDRESSED SOME OF THE VIOLATIONS WITH HIM.
HE
OF THE VIOLATIONS WITH HIM. HE WAS GIVEN A WARNING FOR SOME
OF
HE WAS GIVEN A WARNING FOR SOME OF THOSE VIOLATIONS, SO WE ASKED
HIM
OF THOSE VIOLATIONS, SO WE ASKED HIM TO TAKE IT HOME.
AND
HIM TO TAKE IT HOME. AND HE DID.
IT
AND HE DID. IT NEVER CEASES TO AMAZE ME THE
THINGS
IT NEVER CEASES TO AMAZE ME THE THINGS THAT I HAVE RAN INTO
WHILE
THINGS THAT I HAVE RAN INTO WHILE DOING THIS JOB.
YOU
WHILE DOING THIS JOB. YOU CAN CHALK IT UP THERE IN THE
TOP
YOU CAN CHALK IT UP THERE IN THE TOP 10, I SUSPECT.
>>
TOP 10, I SUSPECT. >> Ian: I MEAN -- LIKE -- I'M
KIND
>> Ian: I MEAN -- LIKE -- I'M KIND OF AT A LOSS TO EVEN KNOW
HOW
KIND OF AT A LOSS TO EVEN KNOW HOW TO REACT TO THIS, OTHER THAN
TO
HOW TO REACT TO THIS, OTHER THAN TO SAY -- AND I LEARNED OVER THE
YEARS
TO SAY -- AND I LEARNED OVER THE YEARS THAT YOU HAVE TO BE
CAREFUL
YEARS THAT YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL ABOUT MAKING BROAD
DECLARATIONS.
BUT
DECLARATIONS. BUT I FEEL LIKE IN THE LONG
HISTORY
BUT I FEEL LIKE IN THE LONG HISTORY OF CATTLE FARMING A
BUT I FEEL LIKE IN THE LONG HISTORY OF CATTLE FARMING AND
RANCHING
HISTORY OF CATTLE FARMING AND RANCHING IN THI
HISTORY OF CATTLE FARMING AND RANCHING IN THIS COUNTRY, NO ONE
HAS
RANCHING IN THIS COUNTRY, NO ONE HAS EVER
PUT
HAS EVER PUT AN ADULT COW IN THE
PASSENGER
PUT AN ADULT COW IN THE PASSENGER SEAT OF THEIR CAR.
IF
PASSENGER SEAT OF THEIR CAR. IF I'M WRONG, YOU KNOW HOW TO
REACH
IF I'M WRONG, YOU KNOW HOW TO REACH ME.