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- I had to, y'all.
Number one, the fact that you can't just go into Walmart
and buy a gun--
well, really, anywhere.
There's not a total ban on guns in Australia.
So you can get one.
But it is so much harder than in America.
Roundabouts, we have so many roundabouts here, it's crazy.
Speed cameras, so instead of just having cops
sit on the side of the road and wait for you to drive
by speeding, they just have cameras up everywhere that
catch you when you're speeding.
And they just send you a ticket automatically
based on your number plate.
The fact that central air is not common.
You are lucky if you have central air conditioning.
And it's probably in a newer build.
But most places only have wall units
or don't have air conditioning at all!
Growing up in Florida, this would have been unheard of.
You cannot survive in Florida without air conditioning.
That you cannot get ranch dressing here.
Sometimes you can find ranch dressing
here, especially at places that serve "American food."
But it's a watered-down version.
I don't know.
It is not ranch dressing, let me tell you.
And, of course, universal health care.
I know we pay for it in our taxes.
But it is unbelievable to go to the doctor
and they're like, OK, bye!
And you don't end up with a $1,000 bill in the mail.